♦ The Eleventh Hour :
The Doctor : You know when grown ups tell you everything is going to be fine and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better?
Amelia : Yes.
The Doctor : ...Everything's going to be fine.
♦ The Beast Below :
The Doctor : I'm way worse than Scottish. I can't even see the film, it won't play for me.
Amy : It played for me.
The Doctor : The difference being the computer doesn't register me as human.
Amy : Why not ? You look human...
The Doctor : No, you look Time Lord. We came first.
Amy : So there's other Time Lords, yeah ?
The Doctor : No. There were, but there aren't... just me now. Long story. It was a bad day, lots of bad stuff happened. And you know what ? I'd love to forget it all, every last bit of it. But I don't. Not ever.
♦ Victory of the Daleks :
Daleks : Scan negative! TARDIS Self destruct does not exist !
The Doctor : Alright - it's a Jammie Dodger
! But I was promised a cup of tea !
♦ The Time of Angels :
Father Octavian : A stone angel on the loose among stone statues... a lot harder than I'd prayed for.
River Song : A needle in a haystack.
The Doctor : A needle that looks like hay. A hay-like needle of death. A hay-like needle of death in a haystack of... uh, statues. [pause] No, yours was fine.
♦ Flesh and Stone :
Amy Pond : What if the gravity fails ?
The Doctor: I've thought about that.
Amy Pond : And ?
The Doctor : We will all plunge to our deaths. See ? I've thought about it! [examines the door] Ah, the security protocols are still active. There's no way to override them; it's impossible !
River Song : How impossible ?
The Doctor : Two minutes.
♦ The Vampires of Venice :
The Doctor : Rory ! That's a relief ! I thought I had burst out of the wrong cake. Again. That reminds me, there's a girl standing outside in a bikini. Can someone let her in, give her a jumper ? Lucy. Lovely girl. Diabetic. Now then, Rory, we need to talk about your fiancée. She tried to kiss me. Tell you what though, you're a lucky man; she's a great kisser ! ...Funny how you can say something in your head and it sounds fine.
♦ Amy's Choice :
The Dream Lord : If you die in the dream, you wake up in reality. Healthy recovery in next to no time. Ask me what happens if you die in reality.
Rory : What happens ?
The Dream Lord : You die, stupid. That's why it's called "reality".
♦ Vincent and the Doctor :
The Doctor : Is this how time normally passes ? Really slowly, in the right order ?
♦ The Lodger :
Craig : If you ever need me out of your hair, just give me a shout. [clin d'oeil]
The Doctor : [retourne le clin d'oeil, pause] ... Why would I want that ?
Craig : Well, in case you want to bring someone over ? Like a girlfriend, or... [regarde les vêtements du Docteur] boyfriend ?
The Doctor : Oh ! Oh, yes, yes, I will. I will shout, something like... "I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS!"
♦ The Pandorica Opens :
Amy Pond : What was that ?
The Doctor : Okay, need a better look. Gotta draw its fire, give it a proper target.
Amy Pond : How ?
The Doctor : Well, you know how sometimes I have really brilliant ideas ?
Amy Pond : Yeah...
The Doctor : I'm sorry !
The Doctor : Hey look at me, I'm a target !
♦ The Big Bang :
The Doctor : Legs, yes ! Bow-tie, cool ! Fez...? I can buy a fez.